Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Floor bacon is actually really good
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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