i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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