I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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