About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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