So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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