OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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