mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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