but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
