If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
