Got a toothbrush?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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