p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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