What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
