I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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