I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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