That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Buhtt sex?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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