WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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