You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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