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Hypothermia
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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