dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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