I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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