Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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