have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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