i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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