I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Randomize
