did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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