Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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