Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
