I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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