What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
this just has baby written all over it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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