She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
