ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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