Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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