I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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