Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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