i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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