You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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