i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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