So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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