strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Green mimosas i think yes
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
