I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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