Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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