I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There r osticjed everywhere
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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