So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
This baby is an asshole
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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