Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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