Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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