I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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