She's JV to your varsity
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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