she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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