What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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