I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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