super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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