YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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