I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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