Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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