there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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