i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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