i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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