What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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