you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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