We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
