is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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